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I’m ready to lighten up! Are you? I’d love to hear any funnies that you’d like to share. Just leave a comment below the post!
I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests that I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.
Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
Don’t worry about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years.
Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to, “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?”
Would you dare to answer that question now? “Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?
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I would never have adequate vision to be able to predict or guess where I will be in the next 5 years. It’s a bit surprising, therefore, that “with my vision, I can cut down trees – I saw them with my own eyes.”
Russ, I’m not surprised that you ended with yet another pun. You must have been either 1) collecting them for years, or 2) just a natural wit! Thanks for sharing…