No pun intended?
The pun (also known as paranomania) is a form of word play that exploits multiple meanings of a term for an intended humorous effect.
You can decide if you think these are funny or just punny!
Writing my name is cursive is my signature move.
I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.
She had a photographic memory but never developed it..
I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
My friends and I have named our band ‘Duvet’. It’s a cover band.
Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.
Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur? A Thesaurus.
Heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine.
If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.
Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.
Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”
I used to be indecisive; now I’m not so sure.
So…do you have a favorite you’d like to share?
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Love this one, Pat! Reminders of dad for sure. I never seem to remember the puns I hear and enjoy, but love to hear them anyway.