Kids said what?

Teacher: How old is your father?

Kid: He is 6 years old.

Teacher: What? How is this possible?

Kid: He became a father only when I was born.

(Logical? Of course!)

 

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

Marie: Here it is.

Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

Class: Maria

 

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’

Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L.

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

 

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

Donald: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Donald: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

 

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

Clyde: No sir; it’s the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold: A teacher.

 

 

 

 

And my very, very favorite of all…

(after all I was an English teacher!)

We do enjoy what the youngsters often say.

Maybe because we wish we had said that?