Ain’t English fun?
Let’s face it: Sometimes our English language can be downright bizarre.
- The plural of ox is oxen while the plural of box is boxes,
- ‘rough’ rhymes with ‘gruff, even though the two words only have two letters in common, and
- there are actually more than nine hundred exceptions to the infamous ‘i before e except after c’ rule!
As an English teacher I did find some things difficult to explain to students! (maybe because they really were not explainable?)
Here’s a well-known Groucho Marx joke that takes advantage of the fact that the same 
sentence can often be interpreted in more than one way. The first sentence can be read in two distinct ways:
A) The man shot an elephant while he was wearing his pajamas, or
B) The man shot an elephant that was wearing his pajamas.
Most folks interpret the sentence the first way and are subsequently startled to hear the second part of the joke.
And here’s one wacky sentence that is actually grammatically correct:
How’s this for ambiguity? The sentence relies on a double use of the past perfect. The two instances of “had had” play different grammatical roles in the sentences-the first is a modifier while the second is the main verb of the sentence.
(Aren’t you glad to know that?! Try saying it out loud in order to get the meaning.)
And folks ask me why is English so much fun!
Well, maybe because it’s
- so funny,
- so unpredictable, and
- so confusing!
Do YOU find it fun? unpredictable? confusing?
4 Comments
It’s amazing that anyone learns to speak and understand it at all! But once we’ve ‘got it’, well, it can be tweaked and torqued so many different ways which can be a torture of sorts for listeners.
You are always a delight. I think your brain it twisted–LOL
Lea, of course my brain is twisted! I’ve just started knitting after a 30 year absence and, just like my brain, even my yarn is twisted!
Too fun Pat! I teach all my kids how to read at home the year before they are in kindergarten and their kindergarten year. I teach them the basics and all the rules that they need to understand or very difficult for a little tiny kiddos. As I am explaining all the rules to them, I often wonder who in the world came up with many of them. LOL many of them definitely defy logic!